Monday, March 26, 2012

What I learned last night in Bangkok

(the last of the original postings - July 2010)

Don't take pictures at the Tiger show.
There is no Tiger at the Tiger show.
"Thai girl" sounds a lot like "tiger" in a loud bar
There may not even be a thai girl at the Thai girl show.
Plastic surgery is very advanced in Thailand
You can buy anything at a market in Bangkok
Yes, anything, and if it's not instock they will have it tomorrow for a low low price
Cold beer is worth the extra .33 cents.
The literal translation for "Thai Massage" is "...will leave bruises "
Thailand advil is just as effective as the stuff back home.

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